We are burning M3's to stay warm down here now ...

"b33g33" (b33g33) 01/30/2014 at 07:22 • Filed to: Snowpocalypse, M3, canceled

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Keep laughing you northern bastards. We are coming for your Subarus next.

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spanfucker retire bitch > b33g33 01/30/2014 at 07:25

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Pfft, we ain't scared! The weather you have down there is enough to paralyze most of the south and now you want to come up farther North - just to get after our Subarus? That's a death wish right there!

b33g33 > spanfucker retire bitch 01/30/2014 at 07:30

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I'll have you know that I left the BMW at home and took the Corolla around the icy streets for over 2 hours yesterday.

Given the fact that I traveled all of 1.5 miles round-trip (I stopped for gas and to pee), you can expect me and my fellow beige brigade up there sometime around Independence day.

I saw 5 other cars (2 were slowly sliding backwards on slopes) and about 10 people.

Oh, and this:

There is something going on with E3x Bimmers and southerners. Maybe they are leaving them on the side of the road (or setting them on fire) hoping to get a Subaru with the insurance check.

spanfucker retire bitch > b33g33 01/30/2014 at 07:33

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It's probably the combination of RWD, summer tires and stereotypical Bimmer drivers. It's much harder cutting people off in icy conditions without wrecking your own car.

timateo81 > b33g33 01/30/2014 at 07:55

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Midwestern transplant into the South. Say what you want, but southerners get the hell off the road well in advance of any snowthreat. My son's daycare closed at 1pm on Tuesday but snow didn't start falling until 8pm. They were closed all day yesterday despite roads being clear by noon. And they are on a 2 hour delay this morning with a strong possibility that they will close for the day just for the hell of it. Beats the pants off the snow belt idiots who fell like driving in the snow is a sign of success in life.

iaintafraidofnoghost > b33g33 01/30/2014 at 08:20

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Bring it. We won the last war and we will win this one.

ColoradoTaco > timateo81 01/30/2014 at 08:36

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pictured, Southerners staying off the road:

You guys got 2" and it shut down the entire South, we had 5" on the same day and it was barely news.

Stupidru > b33g33 01/30/2014 at 08:36

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You can have my Subaru. I will offer it up as a sacrifice to the car Gods to please let me get something better

spanfucker retire bitch > iaintafraidofnoghost 01/30/2014 at 08:44

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It's like attacking Russia in the winter. You just don't fucking do it.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > b33g33 01/30/2014 at 09:46

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We aren't scared...